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moonlight akira
MY LEVEL OF MATURITY CHANGES DEPENDING ON WHO I'M WITH x]]
i was not born to insist myself to someone who doesn't want me any more
i give love,yes i do..
in fact i easily fall for someone who makes me feel special..
but when i sense that the person is starting to get rid of me?
i wont waste time..
i wont wait for someone to neglect my presence
love don't fade easily
BUT MARK MY WORDS
"i can contradict my feelings just to make sure i won't look stupid"
-oh what the hell I'am talking about?
it's all about everything under the sun :]
[akira]
“When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, “Ah, yes, that’s Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony, being played backwards.” He listened a while longer, and said, “There’s the Eighth Symphony, and it’s backwards, too. Most puzzling.” So the magistrate kept listening; “There’s the Seventh… the Sixth… the Fifth…” Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, “My fellow citizens, there’s nothing to worry about. It’s just Beethoven decomposing.”
dociousaliexpisticfragicalirepus:
oh my god
BEST JOKE.
THIS JOKE SHALL BE TOLD FOREVER
DYING SDKLAFENAOIFJKLASFOASJH
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Rejoice! GetSomeFollowers is here to do just what it’s name implies.
15 THINGS TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU’RE INSANE!!
15 THINGS TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU’RE INSANE!!
1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Run into walls.
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine
6. Pluck someone’s hair out and yell, “DNA”
7. Wear a sticker that says, “I’m a retard”
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time.
9. In public yell, “No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!”
10. Do what they actually tell you.
11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly.
12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people.
13. At everything they say yell, Liar.
14. Try to swim in the floor.
15. Tap on their door all night.
15 THINGS TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU’RE INSANE!!
15 THINGS TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU’RE INSANE!!
1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Run into walls.
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine
6. Pluck someone’s hair out and yell, “DNA”
7. Wear a sticker that says, “I’m a retard”
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time.
9. In public yell, “No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!”
10. Do what they actually tell you.
11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly.
12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people.
13. At everything they say yell, Liar.
14. Try to swim in the floor.
15. Tap on their door all night.
